Sun
Jul
12
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn’t the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
(via papertissue)
xD I literally just cracked up. Wow. That’s something that would definitely happen to me. In fact, I wonder why it hasn’t. I have
A. Had to deal at work with a bagger who threw a frozen chicken at a customer
B. Nearly had the entire campsite my familly was stying in blow up because the propane tank on the stove caught fire, and then as my dad was running around like a lunatic he knocked the tiki over, catching the wood on fire.
C. Have a brother who amuses himself by jumping around in his underwear rubbing his chest and/or immitates Michael Jackson by saying “OW!” and doing a disturbing variation of the pelvic thrust.
And yet this has still never happened to me.
I give myself two weeks xD
